How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

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What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

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So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

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The word you are looking for is charm, not seduction, I am above such things, and while I have no reason whatsoever to believe either one of us can gain anything from going "eye for an eye", I am sure I can offer whatever financial and even specialized assistance you might require in order to get that eye of yours seeing clearer than before... Worry not, I shall outlaw the name Nero and all the derivations and similarities from my Order, unless someone named Nero actually happens to come by of course...

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What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

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What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

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What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

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Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

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Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

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What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

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If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

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Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

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whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

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What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

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What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

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Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

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Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

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What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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