Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

your mom is so stupid she has a low iq

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Nobody cares maddie!

What do you get when you cross a rusty nail and a foot? Tetanus

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

what are you mike bibby?

why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are blind and do not care if it is light or dark in their surroundings.

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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