Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

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roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

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q. What's the worst thing about your family a. There related to you

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One day an irishman walked into a bar. he started to show off his accent when a nicely dressed lady said to him, "are you from ireland?". "AYE" said the irshman. " what part of ireland are you from?" drunk, the irishman replied "uh downtown" then the woman said, " did you come here alone?" then he replied"no i didn't come here a'lone.....DONKEY!!!"

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I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

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What do you call someone who has slept for 48 hours straight? Dead.

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roses are red violets are blue bullets are lead now i shoot you

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

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Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

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why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

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What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

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What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

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Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

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A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

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Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

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How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

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