- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

4501 3346 1687 2292 david0209. never do this.

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

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