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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

I put my baby in a microwave.

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

sir ya look like ron weasly hhahahahaha LEL

One day, a Hippo was riding a scooter and an ant was sitting on the back seat. Suddenly they meet with an accident. They both fall from the scooter on their heads but only the hippo gets hurt. How??? Because the ant was wearing a helmet.

Why did the Indian cross the road? Trail of Tears.

A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "With proper medical attention and rest, yes, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both fruit. Except the elephant.

What did the golfer do when he hit a shot with a lot of pressure on him into the water? He dropped another ball and continued on, for golf is a civilized game and bad manners are prohibited.

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