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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot lacked flying skills and experience.

A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

What comes after 69... Mouthwash

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

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