- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

nolan is gay

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

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