- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

When Chuck Norris dives into a pool... he gets wet due to the aqueous nature of the water

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

what are you mike bibby?

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

Hail Hitler

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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