Why was the man sad? His brother died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? Because he felt like it okay!!! Just let him be!!!

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there is a fat ass bitch who lives in littlefield TX, her name...Krista. her facebook.... NannyGrizzly. I hate her!!! with a pasion... she was my neighbor... i can hear her yelling all the time. Please... someone give her a reason to yell. .................Facebook..........Nannygrizzly.......do....something.....about.......her.... thank you. Ima TROLE!!!!! hahahahaahhhahahahahahahaahha. damn it. (: v P PS. she is a bitch

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There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

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what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

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-Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? -No. -Well niether has he.

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Your mom

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If you just read this, You're dead.

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Don't worry about giving me your phone number, I'll just follow you home later.

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Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why does Garrett have a small penis? He is not old enough to buy extenze.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your parents are dead, and so will you.

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what do you call a guy with no arm and legs laying by the door? Matt! what do you call a guy with no arms and legs floating on water Bob!

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Q: What did the architect say after he tripped? A: My mother died of cancer when I was 6.

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why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

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whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

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This ones for the dudes: Whats worse then having sex with a woman with no penis? Having se with a man

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What did the fork say to the spoon? I have tongs and you don't. Ha.

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Take one: "What kind of assho... Take two "What kind of awesome people with no dignit..." Take three: "What kind of awesome people with most dignified self image would use this piece of shit s... Final take What kind of awesome people with most dinified self image would use this RETARDED PIECE OF MOLTEN SHlT SITE FROM FUCKING HELL?" Moral: "Technically I do not use it, I abuse it just like I did your mom... Hey, I am your dad by the way, that gives me the right to rape you whenever I want" NeroMetal I once fisted a velociraptor to death (I do not mean punching it in the face here if you think thats something), but that's not metal... I cant for the fuck bother to find out how to spell the fucking dinosaurs name... Now that is metal...

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How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

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Why was the baby crying? Because it was on fire.

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You know whats better than cold pizza? Winning a nobel prize.

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Anti Joke

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