- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

What did red say to yellow? Move over orange is coming now.

How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

Malcolm Johnson from Zenith windows, I was wondering if I could speak to you for a while about some fantastic offers which we currently have on double glazed windows....

Yo mama so fat that when she jumped into a pool she displaced more water than someone who was of a normal weight

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

How do you stop a dog from digging up your garden? Every time it does so, shout at the dog so it knows it has misbehaved. Keep doing this and the dog will eventually understand the error of its ways.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the KFC man was chasing him.

A dog walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "What can I get for you?" The dog replies "1 beer please." shocked at the dogs English the bartender sprints out of the bar in terror

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

What did the virgin say to the car salesmen? Hello, I'm really interested in buying a car today.

Q: How do you keep a carnival fish for more than a week? A: Place it in formaldehyde when you get home

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