- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

Why did the house burn down? Obama

What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

A baby seal walks into a club.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Why did the boy take the train to school? Because he lived quite far away.

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

Marilyn Manson was walking to church.

Cliterus

How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

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What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

what's the difference between a duck?

Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

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