My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

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So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

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Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

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Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

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Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

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knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

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A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

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What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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Microwave

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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

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What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

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A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

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ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

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What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

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What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

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Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

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A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

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Whats fat and gay joe diragi

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