- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

Why was the little boy inside the house instead of playing with his friends outside? His dad just died from cancer.

i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

I'm currently on a seafood diet That is, I only eat seafood.

rocky is here again.......................

what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

Why is this joke hilarious? Because it isn't.

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

Knock Knock. Doors open

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

Why did the man throw a clock? In retaliation for his wife having thrown a vase at him. The couple has a history of domestic violence. More than one friend has suggested counselling.

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