- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

What is green and slow Grass.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

12 niqqa 12.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

I hate Jews The Holocaust

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

It says so on your cap.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

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