- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

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