What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

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What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

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What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

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How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

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Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

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Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

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Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

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How did Bella fly? Very badly.

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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Christ is a conspiracy

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Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

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Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

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why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

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One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

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Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

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why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

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Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

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What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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