What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

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Q: How did the robber steal a laptop from best buy? A: With his hands

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Killing your friend as a joke.

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What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse answers, "Because I'm an alcoholic."

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Why did Sally have a headache? She had a Brian tumor the size of an eggplant.

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roses are red violets are blue i done your mom and i do you too

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What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

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A Black Man Walks Into an Office For A Job Interview. The Meeting Goes Very And He Soon Has A Very Nice Steady Job.

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Guy 1: What is long, hard and full of semen? Guy 2: A submarine. Guy 1: No, my penis.

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Why did the squirrel fall out the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out the tree? It was stapled to the first squirrel Why did the the third squirrel fall out the tree? Peer pressure Why did the fourth squirrel fall out the tree? It thought it was a game Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a squirrel Why did the postman die? He got hit in the head by four squirrels and a tree

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What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

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How did th-A fridge.

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Just happy you are back Nero, I have no idea what a proxy is but I am at my mum`s place, is everything alright between us now?

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What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

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Here's a joke The Holocaust.

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Wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.

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A horse walks into a barn.. The farmer says "why the long face?",This frightens the horse ultimately leads to the farmer getting kicked in the teeth

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Knock, knock. Door opened.

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A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

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