- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

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