- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

What did the father say to his son? ....nothing

What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

What's Worse Than World War I 2 World War I's

Whats the most impotent thing to remember when your going skateboarding? A skateboard.

- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

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