Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

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Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

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How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

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how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

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Q: what did batman say to robin before they got into the car? A: get in the car (:

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

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why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

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What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

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Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

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Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

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A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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what do you call a professional gamer Their name

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How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

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I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

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Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

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How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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