- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

In soviet Russia...things are different

Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

Nickelback

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

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