- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

Yellow People !!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

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