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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? it goes around.

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

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