- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

Well I think that anti jokes are stupid.

Do you know why this joke isn't funny. It's punchline is bad.

A fake pizza delivery guy goes to a party and tries to deliver DiGornios pizza in another companys pizza box. The party host calls the police and the guy gets charged for stealing another companys uniform and impersonating a pizza palace worker. He had to return the uniform.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

I walked across a lake once. Someone said "JESUS CHRIST!" to which I replied with "YES?"

Q: Why doesn't Micheal Jackson have orgasms? A: Because he's dead.

Hickory dickery dock, two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck 1 and the other got away with minor injuries.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

Q: How do you confuse a blonde. A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to pee in the corner. Q: How does a blonde confuse you? A: She says she's done.

have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

One walrus says to the other, "Why are you shaking like that?" The other walrus says, " I've been addicted to ectasy for three years. It's ruining my life."

what would george washington do if he was alive today? he would scream and scratch his coffiin

Why did the little boy ride his bike to school? It was a birthday present.

What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? - "Get down"

Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Lunch.

Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

Why couldn't jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

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