A clueless chicken walks into a bar. Now being cooked on the BBQ.

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Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

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Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

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So Nero, seriously, don't be mean, call me, I am going to bed now, nighty nite.

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Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

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What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

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A black guy, a mexican, and a jew walk in a bar. The mexican had to go to the bathroom. He asked the bartender where the bathroom was and she directed him down the hall where he pooped in quietly.

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Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

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What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

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A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

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What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

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Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

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Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

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Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

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What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

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Your mama sucks so much dick, it's not funny.

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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What did the man say when an pterodactyl flew into the kitchen while he was having breakfast? Huh, that's strange.

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roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

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Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

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A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

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What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

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