- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What sport do all black people like? This is impossible to answer because not all black people like the same sport.

i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

What has a bomb straped to itself and has wheels? Me. I lied about the wheels.

Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

A dyslexic Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. He hits his head on it and is rushed to the hospital,only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

Two muffins are put in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "is it just me or is it getting hot in here?". The other muffin says,"HOLY CRAP!!!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!".

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

What did the taxi friver say to the man? "You forgot your briefcase"

A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

Knock, Knock! Go away!

Child: Hey mom can i go to the store with you? Mom: no son, i'm not really going to the store. I'm cheating on your father.

What do you call a Mexican that doesn't have a lawn mower? An honest working induvidual that just so happens to live in the city and does not own a lawn mower

2 men walked into a bar. the other one ducked.

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