- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

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How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

Q:Wy could't lily sleep at night? A: Becasue her eays were stappeld open.

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

what's worst then having no internet access for a year? having no facebook notifications when you finally do

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

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