I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

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How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

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How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

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Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

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A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

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your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

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What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

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So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

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Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

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Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

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1234567890? ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

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Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

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I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

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What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

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Well this is pointless.....

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How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

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Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

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who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

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what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

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what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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