- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

What's worse than being fat? Being gay

Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

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