- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

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Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

Burp

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

run farther?

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

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