Pickles are powerful

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What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

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A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

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hi michael

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What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

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Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

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Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

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Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

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What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

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What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

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What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

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I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

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i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

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What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

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What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

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Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

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Why was the girl talking to the trashcan? Her entire family was killed in a forest fire. She was the only who made it out but she had several scars and burns. For six years she had no family to talk to. She then gathered an obnoxious amount of cheaply made plastic trashcans and painted her entire family on the trashcan and proceeded to talk to it. For several years now she has been in deep conversation with the trashcan. She then attempted to ask the trashcan a series and intense question in which the trashcan did not respond to. The girl grew very frustrated with the trashcan because it did not answer her question so she angrily threw it off the side of a cliff in the middle of the woods. To answer the question above, as the trashcan was violently falling off the cliff, the girl yelled, "See you next FALL"

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Songs can be interpreted in many different ways you know: "Whenever, Wherever" - Prostitution "You raise me up" could be an advert for Viagra; And as for "love is in the air" - masturbating from a rooftop comes to mind. [L]

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Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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