- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

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Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

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