- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

SteVen Hawking wals into a bar

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

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