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Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

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Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

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A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

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FUCK THE JEWS

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

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What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

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a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

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Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

FUCK THE JEWS

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

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