- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A bartender sees Jesus Christ, George Washington, and Adolf Hitler walk into his bar. The bartender is drunk.

Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

What would you do when pigs fly? Pigs cannot fly, therefore this question is impractical.

How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

Three dogs start a club called the Holly Place Exclusive Dog Club. The Club Motto is, "You can't be in our club. Just us. Read the sign. It says "Exclusive". How is that confusing? Get away from here. Now."

Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

I walked in ony my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

What's red, blue & green all over?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

I <3 Hitler

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

What colour are blackberries? Purple.

what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

What is Colder than a witch's tit? Not much. It was removed for biopsy and kept in the pathology freezer. At absolute zero.

Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

Roses are red violets are blue, I have no pickup line, just Get your tits out

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??