- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

A women left the kitchen.

An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

What's 9+10 Ebola

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

A cat playing laser tag.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

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