- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

Where's my tractor?

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

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