What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

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How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

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Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

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People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

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A man ate a lot of ice cream he had double bypass surgery 3 months later

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Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

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Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

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why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

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How do you make a health inspector give you a good report? Throw his family into a pack of alligators.

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I will create more jobs for americans

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roses are red violets are blue bullets are lead now i shoot you

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Bob: Oh, there was a big surfing competition in Hawaii. Bill: that's really cool. Bob: yeah, there were huge waves up to 53 feet. Bill: Awesome! Bob: Yeah there was a Japanese guy that won. Bill: Wow, that will bring up the spirits of japan. Bob: Yeah, but he got disqualified. Bill: No, how?!?! Bob: he was surfing on his dresser.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

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How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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