Yo mama so dirty when she takes baths there are rings.

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Whats more ugly then seeing a raccoon and a frog f*cking Your mom

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what do you do when you see the klu klucks klan ? act white

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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First the lord created light by shouti... ...Then the lord travelled back in time in order to create voice before that. The lord then said "I almost logic and everything failed at the very beginning. he corrected himself and saw it was good,

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Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Just me

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So there's this guy, and he's trying to screw in a lightbulb, right? Well, he did it. Hoorah. His wife was proud.

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1+1=2

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A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

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why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

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The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

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Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

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Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

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2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

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Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

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A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

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Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

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a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

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Nickelback

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How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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