- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

How Do You Fart Eat Beans

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

what this: b a dead one of these: p

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

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