- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Big Chimney say to the Little Chimney? Nothing, chimneys are unable to talk.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

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Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

A man walks into a vagina

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

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