A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long mane?"

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

What do vampires cross the sea in?

What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

whats white and sticky? a white stick

If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

101 ways to annoy people 1.) lying about having a 101 ways to annoy people

Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

Wait! hundred billions!

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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