- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

Detroit has a low crime rate

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

Women's rights.

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

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