- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your Fallopian tubes ripped out by wolverine

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

whats small and sexually confused? YOu

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