- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

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What is the difference between John and John Nothing

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Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

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What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

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What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

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Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

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Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

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If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

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I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

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What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

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Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

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What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

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What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

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You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

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What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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