Why did the tornado cross the road? Because it's a tornado, that's what tornadoes do.

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What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

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Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

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Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

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whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

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Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

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wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

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what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

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whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

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what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

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If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

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Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

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why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

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yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

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why did the boy fall off his bike? someone threw a fridge at him

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Balls

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whats 2+2 equal? 4

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What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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