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how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

I had friends on the Death Star.

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

Knock knock! Who's there? Wristwatch! Wristwatch who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

Barack Obama is a good president.

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

I have a horse.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.