How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

"hey do you know the date" "58"

Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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