- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

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one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

A paralysed man falls over.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and get hit by a car.

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are productive members of society. -Canis

Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

A black man has a job.

So a blonde walks into a wall...

An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

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