- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

Have you seen that ad about starving children in Africa? It was pretty gay

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