Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

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What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

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Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

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Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

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If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

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Death by kayak

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Oh please! Come on! Those that got to us where mostly Russians remember? And what where my parents? (if you do not know you might have guessed it by now) I found a guy that looked about the same as me, messed him up and put my jacket on him, I do not die that easily. Anyway, id explain more, but I have been without these fucking painkillers so long that I am talking trash on this stupid site again... Seriously the pain I am used to, but this addiction on painkillers is a bitch... (shedog if censor got a hold on it) But it turns out I cant sleep without them, sleep just does not come anymore, so Ill go get some now. Who are you by the way? I am Nero7, Aka Axel Knight.

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Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

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What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

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Hey

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It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

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Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

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What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

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The Big Band Theory

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you just read an anti-joke

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why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

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What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

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Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

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Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

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