What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

girls basketball

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

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