- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

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A horse walked into a bar and asked for a pint. The barman said, 'Sorry, we don't serve horses.' Adele sighed and walked out.

A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

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