why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

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what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

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What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

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What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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Why did the basketball team from Detroit win the youth championship? Because they had a good coach amd dedicated, hard-working players.

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There was an old lady from Ealing Who had a peculiar feeling She lay on her back Opened her crack And pissed all over the ceiling The old lady then lay in her own waste for over two weeks due to neglect by uncaring nursing home staff. Six months later, a hidden camera documentary on underperforming care homes exposed the abuse and neglect and the old lady went to live with her son and his family. In the early hours of May 14th 2011, the whole family were killed in a house fire that gutted the home and saw fires spread to neighbouring houses. Firefighters say the blaze originated in the spare room and was caused by exposed wiring on an electrical blanket. Forensic experts said that the repeated urination on the blanket would likely corrode the wiring due to the acidic content of urine.

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Why was the boy laughing? Because

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Presents

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What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

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Your momma's so stupid that she might not have graduated from high school, ceasing her ability to have an educated job. Now, she makes minimum wage and can barely feed her son.

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A little boy came runing to his mum' mummy...can a little girl have ababy? Mom reply no...so, the boy ran out and told his frnd 'we can play naked again'.,

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

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A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

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how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

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bish bash bosh giz a nosh

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What did the deaf boy get for Christmas? Something like udgtationdaidnmgf

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How do you confuse a blonde? Wait...what?

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what do you find at the top of mountains? things

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What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

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If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

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why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

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How did the rabbi die? It didnt it lived through the shooting

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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