Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

What was wrong with the tree? Nothing

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

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whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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