How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

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What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

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Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

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Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

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Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

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23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

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What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

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A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

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Julian Ha.

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Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

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why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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Ring Ring Hello? Click

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Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

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What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

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whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

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a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

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Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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