What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

Phew... it's gone.

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

9/11

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

A fish swims up your penis...

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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