- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yesterday I saw a blind man walking down the street, I asked if he needed help and he said "I'm fine thanks." Later on I saw a deaf man walking down the street and asked if he needed help. He didn't hear me, he then fell off the curb and was hit by a car.

Once upon a time Jimmy was walking home from school. Jimmy was then confronted by a a pedophile so he suddenly ate himself.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

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I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

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