Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

Women's rights.

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

Why couldn't the Nativity have taken place in France? The winters are not warm enough to sleep in an animal cave without getting hypothermia, and there was no census taking place at the time.

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