- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

Cancer. Super Cancer.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

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