Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

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What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

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What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

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A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

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what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

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What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

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What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

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What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

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why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

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2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

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Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

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Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

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Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

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Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

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