Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

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A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

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Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

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There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

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Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

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Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

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Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

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Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

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If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

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Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

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Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

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Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

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An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

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why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

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WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

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I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

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So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

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How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

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What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

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