Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

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I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

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Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

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Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

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The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

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Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

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You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

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What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

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Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

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If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

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How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

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i like turtles

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what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

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Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

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Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

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Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

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Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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