- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

What is 9+10? 19

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

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