whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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your face

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The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

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Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

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Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

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Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

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Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

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Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

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What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

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how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

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Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

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A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

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Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

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What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

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Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

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How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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