- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

What comes after 69... Mouthwash

why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

When you try to go to anti-joke.com but get redirected to Horsehead Network...

roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

Roses are blue Colton is gay

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