- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

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How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

women's rights

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

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What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

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