Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

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Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

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Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

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why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

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How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

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Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

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If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

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What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

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A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

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how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

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Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

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women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

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What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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ADAM FANTUZZI SUCKS KIRANS BALL SACK

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How long did it take Jeff, a middle-aged man with a lifelong speech-destroying lisp, to overcome his impediment? Less than ten minutes, as carbon monoxide is a colorless, odorless toxic gas that eliminates oxygen at a rapidly-acting rate inside of small areas such as the car Jeff locked himself inside.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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