- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whos there Not Susie What did Susie get for Christmas? I don't know , she never opened it. Who high fived Susie? No one Why did Susie die? She got shot in the face

Why is Harry Potter fake Because its a movie

What do you call the man with no arms and no legs? Jeff. Because that's his ****ing name.

roses are red ur face is too and if u r hot my penis is going in u

Your Mum is soo fat.

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

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What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

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