- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

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