Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

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Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

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Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

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What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

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A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

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Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

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A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

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How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

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PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

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Pickles are moist.

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why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

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What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

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How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

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LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL Wasted your time didn't I -All the lol post are by me, LOL GUY.

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Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

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Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

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what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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