- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

what would george washington do if he was alive today? he would scream and scratch his coffiin

Roses are red Violets are blue we're going to have sex because i'm stronger than you

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

wanna hear a joke? yes

why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're daughter has terminal cancer.

How did Barry Bonds break the career homerun record? A combination of natural ability, practice, and a plethora of performance enhancing drugs.

If I were a cat, would you help with the toast?

What do you call a Black Man in the ocean? A scuba diver

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

What do you do if you work in subway? we make the subs put meat on it then put salad on then cut it then wrap it other duites involved but cba to exsplain

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

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