- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

What's the difference between black and white people? One is black.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

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