How do you fit 100 dead babies into a box? Put them into a blender.

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Trust me, you are that kind of girl, and no, you are not nerdy, you are open and down to ground, while your beautiful exterior means a lot to me (I am a man, its the way I am), I would never have wanted to talk to you or even less visit you with a pack (make it five packs) of condoms, if you where the awkward Asperger kind of gal, so how old are you, like seriously?

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Why did Suzy drop her ball? Because roughly 5 years ago she was part of a car crash violently tearing off both of her arms. Knock knock. Who's there. NOT SUZY!

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Why did the car stop working. The owner was unable to pay the outrageous price for gasoline and was forced to ride a bicycle to and fromvwork every day. Over the course of several months without being run, the engine seized and was forever broken.

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Dig Bick Your dislexic

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Why did the black man jump off the cliff? Well , you see, this black mans name was yargle, and during his high school years, people always made nicknames for him some of which were fat yargle, yargaryar, and bottomyarg. He thought to himself that wanted revenge, So he killed the entire population of earth. Oh ya, and since he was the last human, wirhout possibility of reproduction, he went to the store and bought a can of soup

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory that a typical person should or could ever possibly need all in one place.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? What? I don't have a Corvette in my garage Wanna hear something gross? Sure. 1 at the bottom is still alive. Wanna hear something grosser? Yea. It's eating its way out

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What's a fun place to visit on the weekend? Uranus.

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your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

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im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

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Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

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What's worse than being fat? Being gay

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How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

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What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

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What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

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what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

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if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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Women's rights.

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All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

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I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

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