roses are red violets are blue clean up that **** or no sex 4 u

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

What is funnier than 24 69

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

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