- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

c======3

A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

"The only thing worse than being talked about is getting AIDS." -Oscar Wilde

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

Why couldn't Sarah see through her telescope? She was blind

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

What do you get when you cross a peanut and a snake? peanutsnake

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

why didn't Marlin monroe ( http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe ) use the iphone app guitar hero because she died before the iphone was invented !

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

What do chinese people eat? Chinese food.

Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

A man walks into the bar and orders a drink. This is what you do in a bar.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

In Soviet Russia, you have no rights!

whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??