- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

Vote this down and get DOXED

Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

What did the man say when he put his penis in the blender? Arghhhhhhh!

What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

What's the difference between men and coca-cola? I don't like coca-cola

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

Why did the boy loose his hat Because he got hit by a plane

How did Barry Bonds break the career homerun record? A combination of natural ability, practice, and a plethora of performance enhancing drugs.

Q: Why did James cry? A: Because he's an infant and still quite afraid of his surroundings

What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

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