- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

what are you mike bibby?

what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

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