- Anti Joke

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

www.hurr-durr.com

Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? If the socket were 20 feet in the air, it might take 4 blondes with really good balance. Then again, it might not matter how many blondes there are because there are no replacement light bulbs, the don't have transportation, and the nearest store is 10 miles away. In conclusion, I would say that the number of blondes it takes to screw in a light bulb is dependent on the individual situation at hand.

What's more horrible than Twilight? Hitler.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman