A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

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cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

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Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

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What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

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How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

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Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

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How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

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Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

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What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

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Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

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If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

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Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

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I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

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Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

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Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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