Why was the pig sweating? It wasnt, because pigs have adapted by using behavioral thermoregulation, which is the act of cooling themselves in the mud or water.

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No soup for you!

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

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Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

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What's the difference between a lamp?

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HOW TO RE-AD : FOR DUMMIES. (HELLEN KELLER ADDITION)

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What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

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Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

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Put chromosomes in advertising. Because you know, Sex Cells

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Why does the Taliban forbid people from having sex standing up? It might lead to dancing. And then, of course, death.

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Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

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What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

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What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

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Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

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What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

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star wars kid

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

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What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

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