why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

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this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

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Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

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The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

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God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

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Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

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Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

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Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

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What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

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America

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did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

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Wha....You probably shouldnt read the rest of this because i lie a lot (This joke deserves lots of thumbs and comments!)

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Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

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what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

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man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

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BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

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A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

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You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

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cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

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Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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