Your a christain on a lovely vacation with your family a querr waalks by. What do you do? you push the queer of the edge.

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Q: How do you make sweet sexy love to cow and make her come several times and then have her lick your stick clean without nobody ever finding out? While secretly keeping her as your girlfriend forever? A: Wouldn't you like to know...

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What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm. Being raped. What's worse than being raped. Being raped twice. What's worse than being raped twice. Biting into your apple and finding a worm then throwing away that apple, retrieving another apple them biting into it and finding another worm then being raped twice. In the same 5 minutes.

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Where's the best place to gather black people to roleplay as prison victims for a documentary? Prison or the Graveyard.

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why did the family get sick?? because i fucked a girl with a parsnip then sold the parsnip to a family with 4 small children

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3 guys are in a car crap manners and shut up.shut up is driving and crape falls out the window so manners goes and gets him. A cop pulls over shut up.he goes what's your name son?shut up.where's your manners boy?over there picking up crape.

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Why do hummingbirds hum? They don't realize how annoying it is.

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Why was the black man afraid of leaving his house? Because he has severe agoraphobia and cannot function normally in society.

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How many blondes did it take to screw in the lightbulb? Just one. She did a fine job.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Landlord; you've been evicted.

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What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

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Q. Did you hear about the gay guy that's on the patch? A. yeah, that's a really big step, quitting smoking is tough

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What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

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The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

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do you have a wife?

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Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

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Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

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What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

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whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

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TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

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Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherf***ing snakes on that motherf***ing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

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Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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