A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

A Mexican, German, and a black man walk into a bar... They promptly exit due to the access amount of tobacco fumes in the air.

Roses are red Violets are blue Btw I have aids And now you too

Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What's the difference between oreos and your opinion? I asked for your opinion.

What's the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves.

why did the platypus fall out of a tree it couldnt even climb up the tree

a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

What's yellow and talks? A talking giraffe.

What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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