What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

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Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

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Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

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A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

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How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

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How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

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Four blondes are driving to Disney World. When they are in Florida, there is a sign that says "Disney left" Upset, they make a u-turn and go home.

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Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

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What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

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We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

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If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

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You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

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What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

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What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

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What happened to the Jewish child that used to live life like a normal kid? Him and his family were taken to a ditch and shot to death. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Three logicians were travelling up to Scotland in a train. They saw a black cow standing parallel to the train tracks; the first sign of life since crossing the border. The first logician says "Oh, so they do have black cows in Scotland." The second logician says "No, they have at least one black cow in Scotland." The third logician says "No, they have at least one cow in Scotland, one side of which, at least, is black."

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Only steers and queers come from Texas and i dont see any horns on you so what does that mean? It means I am not a Minotaur.

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roses are red violets are blue ur mom just died and u will 2

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