- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

Feminism.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

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A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

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