- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jingle bells Batman smells WHERE IS SHE??!!?!?!?

What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

knock knock who's there ?

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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