- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

A blind man walks into a library.

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

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Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

Looks like this is a puts on sunglasses Pair of sunglasses

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

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