Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

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What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

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What is the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand.

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Why was the black man sad? Because his wife and children had been killed in a freak car accident while he had been driving.

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Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

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I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

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Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

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MR MC CANN WHATS THE ANSWER

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Knock knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The interrupting doct... You have Cancer

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Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

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Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

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Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

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what did the jew get for christmas? nothing Jewish people don't celebrate christmas

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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whats the difference between a white jew and a black jew the black jew is treated poorly and is sent to the back of the gas chamber

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ew. I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man on earth! ...that's what she said!

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A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

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How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

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You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

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What did Washington say to California? WC

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Anti Joke

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