I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

What did the cat say to the dog? - meow!

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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