- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

What do you say to a man who just gave you a million dollars. thank you

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

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