- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

Your girlfriend.

What s the difference between a pigeon ?

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

why did the young teenage boy E J A C U L A T E? because he saw his sexy dad shirtless.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, 200 l.b.s

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

Ring Ring Hello? Click

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

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