a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

Fill in the blank: Hello my name is ___, and today I would like to ask you why you put your real name in the blank? Posted by: BerserkSpoon

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

What's worse than knowing you have Hepititis C? Not knowing.

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

united we sit, cause we're fat

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

What's worse than failing a test Drowning

What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

Maths.

Women's professional sports

If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson. I spelled "red" wrong.

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