- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

how to turn invisable. eat yourself

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

A woman walks into a bar.

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

A American seeking into mexico

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

hiya

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

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