- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

You're a big fat monkey.

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