Lance Armstrong gets on a bike

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What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

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Pain is temporary. However, the scars from 3rd degree burns are forever.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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What do you call a dead man walking? Someone on death row.

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Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? You rub your bloody penis on her teddy bear.

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What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

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knock knock whos there? yo mama yo mama who? yo mamas mama!!

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what's better than winning the special olympics?.. Not being retarded

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

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a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

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What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? I like guys... cause I'm gay.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

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Why was the black racist guy and the white racist guy, who 0hated each other, afraid of Michael Jackson? They didn't want to be the other each others color.

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Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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Why did i write this joke? Because i'm a try hard.

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theres a fork in a drawer half way open and a knife in a cup on the counter. how does the knife get into the drawer, it cant knife are incapable of moving

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A blind man walks into a bar. The shopkeeper says, "the bar is nextdoor." The man walks out.

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a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

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why is 6 scared of 7? because 7 eight 9

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