- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

CAVE JOHNSON.

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

So these two girls have a cup .

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

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