- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

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